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Fangs: Humans have big, flat front teeth like horses. They’re suitable for eating chard or Craisins. But in a fight? A light switch cover-plate would make a better weapon. If you are packing some impressive ivory – and let’s face it, anything will be impressive relative to humans, with their amphitheater of molars – flash your wares.

PDF icon How to Survive a Human Attack Appendix I: A Compendium of Human Repellents